knowsit | Open post

No, see, Harm tried to copy from me in school. Which really just confirms her lack of judgement, no wonder she ended up with you.

And I'm not pretty, I'm handsome. Damn handsome. You should be so lucky.

Are you honestly bragging about how stupid you are? Cause congrats, I already knew. I watched you trying to work your VHS yesterday, I already know.

Oh please. Put a little effort in and move out of the basement, then we'll talk.

Just pointing out that Harmony's a lot more stupid and has infinitely worse taste. Also, Drusilla is terrifying, almost killed me with her love during that spell.

I'm working on it. Would be easier if certain leeches contributed to the rent.

She would never be into you otherwise. She only goes for blokes with something to offer. Not basement dwelling losers like you.

I'm not paying to live in this dump. Ever. I'm only here because old Rupert wants to fuck around

That explains why she dumped you, I guess. You just offer whiny self-pity and being useless.

Guess even Giles gets more laid than little Spike.

Fuck off, I dumped her! And besides, we broke up because of Buffy and her lack of self control, not me.

I could get laid if I wanted to. Just don't wanna.

That's not what you cried to Willow all heartbroken. Hey. Hey, Spike. Are you and Drusilla still friends?

That's what I said throughout high school.

Are you and that bint you cheated on still friends? I heard she impaled herself on my staircase. You really know how to treat a girl, mate.

Gonna go out and get myself a girl then. Make the most of that couch while I'm at it.